A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, ”We don’t serve your kind.” The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, ”Weren’t you just in here?” The rope replies, ”No, I’m a frayed knot.”

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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, ”Is the bartender here?”

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A corn stalk walks into a bar.
The bartender says, ”Wanna hear a good joke?”
The corn stalk says, ”I’m all ears!”

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, ”What’s that for?” The pirate responds, ”Aarrr, its driving me nuts”.

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ”Olive or twist?”

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A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, ”You can come in, but don’t start anything!”

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A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, ”Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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