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Ingen vet vad de sjunger
Did someone say cheer off?
Har man ingen ork att vara rolig får man ty sig till the interwebz. Nu ska jag diska.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Mina klasskamrater och deras humor
Pubertal humor
I is nerd, I laugh at stupid stuff
Tentafail och Lundh-lol
Ok, vi kan säga att den däringa tentan officiellt gick åt pipsvängen. Men vad gör det när man kommer till skolan och får se den här bilden på den gemensamma multimediainloggningen? Misstänker en långhårig typ.
CSS? Förhandsgranska innan publicering?
Ungefär så mycket verksamhet min hjärna klarar av idag
Är fortfarande lite trött efter helgen och efter att faktiskt ha varit på gympa för första gången på jag vet inte hur länge, så det blir liksom inget vettigt gjort. Istället fokuserar jag på det där med att ett skratt förlänger livet och hänger på The Daily WTF och läser Error’d-sektionen. Lustiga felmeddelanden och annat knasigt som kan hända när datorer är inblandade är mucho grande roligt.
That figures
Joined the dark side, he has
Ansiktsbok
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Elephants Never Forget
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe’ s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .
Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
